Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Chris Brown may have tried to smash Rihanna's face once, but at this point, Rihanna's face looks smashing.

Physical side effects of crack and/or methamphetamine include:
Hyperactivity, dilated pupils, flushing, restlessness, palpitations, twitching, insomnia, tremors. . .

Psychological effects include:
Euphoria, anxiety, alertness, concentration, energy, self-esteem, self-confidence, sociability, irritability, aggression, psychosomatic disorders, psychomotor agitation, grandiosity, excessive feelings of power and invincibility, paranoia.


Chris Brown's song "Yeah 3x" IS crack and/or methamphetamine. Assuming I knew what being high felt like, it makes me feel so high.
The song makes my heart feel bubbly, airy, fizzy, altogether empty, but at the same time inexplicably like it is swelling and being carried up and away by spastically robust gusts of wind.

*^#&yeah*(%&#@^+yeah%@#$*^yeah&+$#&*@#(*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omgsooooogreattttttt.



and still shot:


In other news, I also love this song by Rihanna. GREAT sound, but the part that grabbed me was the fact that Rihanna's makeup in the "Who's That Chick" music video is outrageously neon and funky but never looks garish or unflattering on her. In fact, she looks downright gorgeous in this video! I suspect it's because the fluourescent yellow on her lids is anchored by the unconpromisingly bold, black feline application of her eyeliner. So my real question would be: "Who's That Makeup Artist"   ???? Because she's AWESOME.


and the winning shot:


1 comment:

  1. great point with your blog title - indeed he tried to smash her face but did not succeed.

    unfortunately - not great point on rihanna looking smashing. i HATE rihanna. i think she is SO overrated looks-wise and style-wise. like since when do we think freaks have a great aesthetic? is lady gaga next as a style icon? freaks are freaks.

    i do love both songs though. i LOVE the chris brown song. it actually even makes me want to get on a treadmill and RUN (imagine that!).

    again - i hate rihanna's look. i thought she was SO much prettier when she was normal - long darkish hair and all. it all started with that bob she got..that's why i won't let myself get the long bob i want. it's a slippery slope, seoul sister. next thing you know, i'll have a red mohawk!

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